Chapter 1-Remote controller

Remember that this was done by machine translation so when you see * beside the Japanese it means am not sure if its translated correctly.

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There is a remote control.

Now in my hand is something like an remote controller.

… I think it’s probably a remote control, but I have no conclusive evidence.

Its because I do not remember seeing this remote control, I am not confident if it’s a remote controller for a tv, air conditioner or a audio.

This remote control can be seen as 「something」with a very simple form.

There is only two buttons, up and down.

On top is an triangle while on the bottom is inverted triangle. …It seems the top bottom must 『increase』 something  while the bottom button 『decreases』 something.

At the tip of the remote controller there is something like a transmitter unit thing.

And then between the button and transmitter there is a liquid crystal. Looking at the black screen but now there is nothing being reflected.

“….What`s this?”

“….What`s this?” I, Etozawa Kotaro, muttered while examining the remote control in his hand. When did I get hold of this?

While thinking about the mystery, for the time being it was placed down nearby on the table.

“Did somebody leave this behind? If its something important I must return it.

Even though i can’t do it now I will do it in my spare time.

While thinking about it, I lie down on the hospital bed.

Because there was no space in the bed, I couldn’t furnish it into what I wanted, and it would be problematic if I asked for my own, quiet, private room. I’ve already finished reading all the manga and whatever I got from visitors..(T/N not sure)

“One day, suddenly, a meteorite fell from the sky and struck the head of an young boy, it was also nothing serious in particular to his life, since it only caused a big bump, nevertheless it was decided that for the time being it should be treated at the hospital.”

To explain plainly, this content caught the interest of humans and was in newspaper for about a week.

It said a boy is struck by a meteorite in the head.

On my way to school, as usual I rub my sleepy eyes while walking towards high school, but on my way a large meteorite volleyball fell from the sky.

And thus I was struck in the head.

Normally you would think that would cause instant death. Even after the shock wave blowed the town, as far as the eyes can see it was far from instant death, it’s not surprising.that there was also a large hole. Or perhaps I should say it was expected.

But that meteorite mass was close to zero as possible as it was like a  ultra-light sponge.(T/N not sure)

だが、その隕石とやらの質量は限りなくゼロに近く、まるで超軽量スポンジ。まるで重さなどない、隕石ならぬ隕スポンジであった。*

The soft light brought peace of mind as the meteorite sponge struck!(T/N not sure)

軽くて柔らかい、ぶつかっても安心な隕スポンジ！*

It was an substance not found on earth.

That must be why it only resulted in making a bump.

The moment I was struck I remember the pain, though immediate I lost consciousness, afterwards my memory was in turmoil.

There were several witness, they were the same as him, student on their way towards high school, it was only one person who called an ambulance and according to the eye witness the meteorite certainly fell from the sky.

I was taken to the hospital(only for a bump), and then the police came to inspect the site(I wonder if they wrote a report saying a meteorite fell?) and then it finished a long journey from space to reach earth, it then finally the meteorite fell to the surface and bounded off my head, it seems to have been brought to an institute laboratory where it was analyzed .

Yesterday, my younger sister came to visit me and told me that the material making up the meteorite is not found on earth, it certainly came from outer space is what the newspaper and people are saying.

The whole world is wondering how I survived a meteor striking my head…..

“It seems big brother`s blockhead  brother was useful right.”

My sister laughs, but I was hit, furthermore I did faint. So this a situation where you’re suppose to laugh?

In the hospital i received one after another examination, and the result was that of an average healthy senior high school student, as a result i got the stamp of approval so I can already leave tomorrow.

I did not understand why day by day I received examination but since it’s finished I feel relieved.

Besides am an healthy average second year high school student. I spelt on this bed for more than 1 week and except from spare time there was nothing to do.

And because a nurse would often make rounds I was not able to quietly masturbate. My healthy body has not been able to masturbate for a whole week so right now am so horny I could explode.

I cant wait to go home and start masturbating….

When he was looking at the ceiling absentmindedly while thinking of such thing, the sound of the door opens with somebody coming inside.

Nurse-san. It seems there making a round.

“Kotaro-kun, your condition isn’t bad~?”

“If my condition worsen, won’t my hospital stay be extended?”

The nurse enters the room, but she strangely stands out, or perhaps i should say that it feels like this nurse does not belong to a hospital.

In a few words, a blonde nurse with glasses.

For the past week i have gotten acquainted with this elder sister nurse. Hanayashiki Ema is the name written on her tag.

Her beautiful golden hair extends to her back. Others say she dyed her hair but I say it’s her real hair.

Her father was an Englishman(Britain). So she is a half

I may say she is half but she doesn’t have the foreigner feeling. She has the figure of a Japanese person and the cute face.

Such a beautiful face cannot be hidden by an ugly black frame glasses, but still it cannot be hidden because strangely fits her.

My impression of her is that she is slim with a large breast and waist, her buttocks is plumply making her  proportions very attractive to men.

Isn’t that so Hanayashiki-san, she lightly laughs while holding out a thermometer.

During the boring hospitalization life of the tasteless hospital, having a conversation with the beautiful Hanayashiki-san is about the only enjoyment.(T/N not sure)

殺風景な病院の、退屈な入院生活の中で、美人な花屋敷さんとの会話ぐらいしか楽しみがない。*

While I desperately try to stop a grin coming on my face, I diligently pretend to have a cool appearance(air), receiving the thermometer.(T/N not sure)

俺は顔がにやけてしまうのを必死でこらえながら、努めてクールな風を装ってそれを受け取った。*

While I hold the thermometer between my armpit, Hanayashiki-san stands beside the bed writing something on a paper while glancing at me.

Hanayashiki-san says It can’t be helped that there is nothing to do since the hospital only heals people.

Earlier, I asked about her age, and she got angry. Probably, I think she’s 20. For a high schooler like me, I would call her an adult woman, and a beauty, and sexy.

From her nurse uniform, I could make out some amazing proportions. It was a figure which would give you peace of mind. I smile and made a *henya~* face (like a pervert face with the upper lip coming down.) and the atmosphere became softer.

She lifted my arm (to get the thermometer), and from her hair which rustled every time it swayed, a somewhat pleasant smell was spread.

In this hospital you can smell the medicine so when I smell her its enough to make me melt. I say its the magic of her cuteness. making me want to have sex with her.

In that manner i ogle how her plumply buttocks is wrapped in her nurse uniform, CHICHI, the thermometer`s alarm rings letting me know the temperature measurement is finished.

“Are the measurement finish?…..Umm~ its a normal temperature. All right you’re all healthy!(T/N not sure)

While Hanayashiki-san approached to collect the thermometer, her fragrance floats towards me making me for some reason move restlessly

Its heartbreaking for oneself to not be able to masturbate for a week.

I want to touch Hanayashiki-san breast.

“You’re leaving the hospital tomorrow right. You must have been bored for a whole week right?”

“If Hanayashiki-san is here it would be good to be hospitalized for life.

“Ahaha, remember I am your elder sister so its no good tease me~”

Since I am going home with a smile I crack a joke to an adult like elder sister that feels nice.(T/N not sure)

俺の軽口を笑顔でいなすその仕草も、大人のお姉さん、といった感じで素敵だ。*

“Even though you head got stuck by a meteorite it only resulted in bump…..Your head must be very strong?”(T/N not sure)

「それにしても隕石が頭にぶつかったのに、たんこぶぐらいで済むなんてねぇ…。よっぽど硬い頭なのかな？」*

“I will say it again. Look, my head is normal.”

Umm~ let me see? Hanayashiki-san gently touches my head. During this week I have gotten on good terms with Hanayashiki-san, it’s also possible that she may see me as an younger brother.

Unintentional Hanayashiki-san places her hand in my head, stroke without any kind of wariness.(T/N not sure)

何の気なしに俺の頭をかいぐりしてくる花屋敷さんは何の警戒心もなく、なでなでしてくれた。*

Exact at this moment Hanayashiki-san breast comes before my eyes, I just glare at the how the uniform wraps around her breast.

Its good that this clothes cannot be seen(elsewhere)

She smells good.

When I return home I think I will remember Hanayashiki-san nurse uniform….

“The bump is already gone right. There, there. In a short time you will return home but if feel any discomfort feel free to come back to hospital?”

“If I can meet Hanayashiki-san I want to come everyday!”

“Although there is no business, elder sister will not meet growing children~”(T/N not sure)

「用も無いのに来る子には、お姉さん会ってあげないよ～」*

“Well then, what about outside the hospital.”

“Oh dear, you’re quite the smooth talker, if you’re so energetic it’s all right~”

「おやおや、ナンパしちゃうぐらい元気があるなら、ますます大丈夫だね～」*

Hanayashiki-san laughs while lightly patting my head. What this is true happiness.

Then suddenly I remembered just now about the remote controller.

The remote controller I do not recognize. Its possibly that somebody forgot their belongings.

“Ah, this.There was something which looks like a remote control but…”

I pointed towards the table next to the bed, some time ago I placed the remote controller on the table….

I noticed the remote controller was not on the table.

“Remote controller? What remote controller”

“No? I am confident that I placed it there….wow!”

While my hand pointed towards the table, before one knows the use of the unknown remote controller appeared in my hand, causing me to unintentional raise my voice.

What? Even though I am certain placed it there. Or perhaps i should say I don’t remember grasping it in my hand?”(T/N not sure)

何だ？　確かに置いたはずなのに。というか掴んだ感触も記憶もないのにいつの間に俺の手に？*

“Ah, no…this remote controller…”(T/N not sure)

「あ、いや…このリモコンなんですけど…」*

“Remote controller? What thing?

“Ehh? No, this remote controller…”

“hmm? You’re not holding anything?”

… What does this mean?

Thats it, when i pass the remote controller to Hanayashiki-san, she doesn’t notice it at all. It was irritating that just in front of me she had a strange face as if saying 「What remote controller?」  (T/N not sure)

これですよ、と花屋敷さんにリモコンを差し出すが、まるでそれに気付いていない。じれったくなり、顔のすぐ前、目の前に掲げても不思議そうな顔のまま、「リモコンって？」とこちらに聞いてくる。*

… Is it not visible?

I am such a fool. Surely I am holding the remote controller but despite bringing  it before her. I was frustrated so I directly pushed the remote controller in Hanayashiki-san hands….hoping that she would see it.(T/N not sure)

そんなバカな。たしかに俺はこの手にリモコンを持って、彼女の目の前にまで持ってきてるのに。もどかしくなった俺は花屋敷さんの手に、直接そのリモコンを押しつけようとして…信じられないものを見た。*

“No way, look this, this….wahhh!!”

“Eh!? W-What!?”

The remote control that I pressed in Hanayashiki-san hands goes right through.

The remote controller was like a ghost, slipping through Hanayashiki-san hands going the opposite side.

The remote controller slips through Hanayashiki-san, I can hold it in my hand but it just doesn’t come in contact with  Hanayashiki-san hands.

Since the remote controller had no contact, my hand hit against Hanayashiki-san hand. It was as if the remote controller doesn`t exist.

Flustered, I retracted the hand holding the remote. The remote had very deeply penetrated and even came out of the other side of Hanayashiki-san’s hand. Although I was expecting a wound, there wasn’t a single one.

“Kotaro-kun? Are you all right? Do you want me to call sensei(doctor)?”

“Ah, no. It’s nothing…”

Hanayashiki-san looks at me with some worry.  However I cannot believe what i’m seeing so I tightly grasp the remote controller in my hand.

Hard. That’s the feeling.

“Are you really okay? Perhaps it’s your head…”

“No..that was…the practice of pantomime…”

“Pantomime?…I was already worried. Again you have teased elder sister.”

Haha…I laughed stiff(awkwardly), Hanayashiki-san resign appearance says “Since it can’t be helped”(T/N not sure)

はは…とぎこちなく笑う俺に、花屋敷さんが「しょうがないんだから」と言った様子で身を引いた。*

So far, such mischief had being done previous at times. 「Oh well since you’re so healthy as usual you would be able to be discharged from the hospital tomorrow」Hanayashiki-san wry smiles while leaving the room.(T/N not sure)

これまでもそんな悪戯をしたことがあった前科持ちの俺である。花屋敷さんは、「それだけ元気なら、明日は普通に退院できそうね」と苦笑しながら病室から出て行った。*

I alone was left behind in the hospital room.

However as I mentioned earlier I feel I have too much free time to blow off.(T/N not sure)

しかし俺は先ほどまでの暇を感じる余裕など吹っ飛んでいた。*

….What is this remote controller.

End of chapter 1

August 12, 2015November 5, 2015 by schnitter17 Categories: Parameter remote controllerTags: 2015, August 12, Chapter 01, Parameter remote controller 21 Comments